Just to make you smile :-) NEW - Miracle Cure!

NEW - Miracle Cure!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about White Wine. If White Wine is not
your taste, then Whisky, Gin, Rum, etc, can be used as a
substitute.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can
help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
White Wine.

However, White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women
who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

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The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing
like a idiot.

The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

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The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you
can sing.

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The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.

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The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.

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The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

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The consumption of White Wine may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.

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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!

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Have a great day

Paul Cass